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NEW YEAR

So here's goop a la webjizz: You find a concept car, a pic that's appropriate (or not), get some text from your go to spot mash them together like you never heard of photoshop and shamelessly plop it here. Part of the reason is why we covered it yesterday, re: healing progress. The other part is nebulous It helps if you're wearing a shirt with a woodie on the front and you admit it only took about 20 minutes to do it. There, that settles that. It's all goop but the goop that's better than this needs no excuse. Someone in charge of them is fully healed and makes it a point to edit out apologies for its own lameness. Here we're straddling a breakout moment. Think Thelma and Louise Guilt Trip Meant to Be Beside You - A road adventure featuring wacky sibs getting a fresh start in a new paradigm based on reunion and Red Robbin sweet potato fries. Us recluses staying on the sidelines are anticipating long walks, Sinatra and 'cuzzin' 'til the girl comes home. Is there any sign that I'm scared? Shouldn't be - this is one of those bound to happen sooner or later road conquests that thrilled us in the 50s but are nearly essential in the MMs. No Hair of the Dog tale or even How're You Gonna Keep 'Em Blah Blah when the haunting refrain of the Slab City Song echoes in the great room. The updates will be reflected here and they're offered Ready or Not.