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The endless pleasure of finding the exact words to complete the flawless picture might just be here this year. Chasing obscurity has been my best effort so far but Grandma Moses blah-blah and she was 90 or 80. Seriously, I'm not all phallus and the eruditic side of me is Mandela-like in it's patience and persistence when it comes to saying the words that have yet to flow. Follow my attempts by keeping an eye on the stories listed below. Forever hasn't happened yet
| TITLE | SYNOPSIS |
|---|---|
| DREAMS OF A CONTRITE CHRISTMAS REFUGEE | Promising that '14 won't be penile-centric |
| TRUE SELF | selfish or self preservation? |
| WHO DO YOU LOVE? | here we go again - love, love . . . |
| SOMEBODY HELP | more white people whining |
| ALL BETTER | the phone restores the zone |
| DRAWN TO DISTRACTION | hommage to Phil Everly |
| NOT QUITE THERE | GOTTA STOP THIS |
| CAMILES | dark smiles and claps of thunder |
| PARENTHOOD | whenever I step outside myself |
| PRINCESS LEIA | I won because I said so |
| DOC GEORGE | look at me, I'm eternal |
| 80th | no Barbidoll look at me smilin' |
| STOCKHOLM | these postings are gonna lynch me |
| LOVE & KISSES | Modern love retake |
| SIS IN THE BACK ROOM | I care, darn it |
| WTF land | A new take on everyday |
| REGRET | Is that just to gret once more? |
| BLACK HOLES 101 | No waiting and it makes sense |
| SOCK ON THE DOORKNOB | SERIOUSLY? MORE CLARIFICATION OF THE OBVIOUS? |
| WHO DEALT IT? | All to well, Taylor - m-m-m-good |
| 420 | All to well, Taylor - m-m-m-good |
| NO MUSE | wishing for more |
| LEFT SIDE DOWN | on Aisle 4 |
| NO TOPIC | FILLER |
| ADORE | the role that needs overlooking |
| TRUE CONFESSION | we're heading for something . . . but I'm ready to learn |
| CAN'T HELP 'SPLAININ' | day after musings |
| BEETLE | day after lunch at Nora's |
| MY FUNKY VALENTINE | atone my ass |
| BREEZY | beauty in the quest for freedom is no vice |
| SCROD | I only dreamed of going to Cal |
| RETROBONERS | notes on day in Feb @ 75 degrees |
| MAGIC MOMENTS | once I built a sun deck |
| I FORGET | something about //bong hit |
| PINE NUTS | Philly collar,shopping aid - descartes |
| HOLY MAN | more like holy mackeral |
| LOVE SONGS of a BETAMAX | good will harper songs |
| LARRY ON DAILY | not joking about slavery |
| ALMOST !E | Will's gone all 'tainment |
| CRIMEA | an excuse to politic and pray |
| UNBIPOLAR | totally fallacious history of someone |
| CUBA SI | when March come johnnie-ing in |
| ABBA OR CROHNS? | is that a mobic or a wellshaped peanut? |
| STEEL PIER | from B westerns to Suzanne Miller (hubba-hubba) |
| WHAT INFLUENCE? | 1st post since being w/ famiglia |
| CHEAP SUIT | repeating myself?WHAT repea . . . |
| ADDICTION | my name's Will and I'm a ....what? |
| WET BRAIN | The Letter wasn't Aril Fools |
| SNUFFLEUPAGUS | on the last plane to Heathrow |
| SEEING LOCH NESS | I Was straight, I swear |
| THE NEIGHBORHOOD | Andie, Lauren and the Captain |
| HARD HABIT TO BREAK | I'm going to San Anton, here I come |
| WMMR | tambourine cum |
| GONZO GODSMACK | Sharon Weaver |
| PAIA HERE I COME | Outkast? Too bad |
| REASON | found it |
| TAX MAN | jealousy . . found her eyeball in my highball |
| SUMMER of '62 | doin' the Vogue |
| GOING NAKED | I've had my share |
| IT'S A VOGUE | The party starts |
| YOU DID WHAT? | reality TV - enbolden your colon |
| HEALING? | redeem this/grab groin here. |
| THE ANNOUNCEMENT | Shifting from rogue to vogue |
| CHAPTER ! | The bus has landed |
| DAY 2 & 3 | Love when your girl's over there |
| FAST WEEK | Don Jon stas the day (thx Betty Crocker) |
| HOME ALONE | Said it before, peace and quiet |
| TWO WEEKS NOTICE | Happy as Brer Rabbit in the briar patch |
| ANOTHER SUNDAY | Inspiration, where art thou? |
| NUMB HANDS< BLOWN ENGINE | Is the reaper closing in? |
| CHANNELING MM | Strasburging myself |
| THOSE MAUI CHEST LINES | Getting ready for my girl |
| 5 DAYS HOME | It's not you, it's ???? |
| BILL & HILL | Making sense of homecationing |
| ZOOEY | Jesus Prayer and that whatchamacalliy |
| PINKER | Adaptation hasn't caught up yet |
| FERTILITY . . .meh | Don't waste your jizz |
| DEDICATED TO DAD | The text I wish I sent |
| SEXY DREAM | Ultra sominal secrets withheld |
| ORAL INVESTIGATION | why men do what they do |
| LYLE LOVETT | when my wheels fall off and the results shows that |
| CHANGING PLACES | from the other side of the bed |
| REEFERMAN | I kept hearing "caution" |
| FEAR BONERS | All the candles are gifts |
| FABLES OF THE FU VARIETY | Didn't get here by sheer luck alone |
| CHESTS | Everybody gets to pick their interests |
| PENTAIRE PLEASURE | when things work well |
| PHILOSOPHY | don't be hung up on that time thing |
| FINDING SOULSIGNS | Sylvia Plath, Joanne Carney Neil Young Vanilla Fudge |
| THE GOOD GIRL | When I find him |
| BLACK SARA | King's Fish - no, not from Amos 'n Andy |
| WAZOO TRIBUNAL | where IPsDC meets true to thine self |
| MASTERS OF SEX | I like the white lights, baby |
| OLD GOLDS | another selfie sans camera |
| ZEPHYR READOUT | a little birdie told me about getting better |
| BA-BOINKIN' | not the Bob Marley rendition |
| MAGIC MOONLIGHT | best suited for what? |
| WORDS OF LOVE | you put it in writing? R U daft? |
| LEGACY LAMENTS | there are none, not even 7 dents |
| DREAMWALKING | where did that Pez part come from? |
| DREAMWALKING PART 2 | Svetlana and the songs that inspire |
| WHERE"S THE JIZZ? | Night rides are everything |
| HERE'S TO YOU | She's there, I'm here - all good |
| TEARS OF NIRVANA | My mouth on the dew of your thighs |
| GOOD ROBIN HUNTING | Manzanar was in California, not Nebraska |
| COMING HOME | AD, ADDERALL AND AREOLA POEM |
| FULFILL THIS | Telemarket this and meds update |
| BEHIND THE SCENES | Back east w/ naughty wife of unnamed guy |
| GRABBING A BARGAIN | Humpy Humpy back together again |
| ODE TO WADS | Coltrane not Kenny G |
| JUST A BOYFRIEND | laying on that table was brilliant |
| RIGHT PLACE RIGHT TIME | September song |
| THE BLUE PAINTING | on the day we married 15 years ago |
| NON-MISOGYNY | Mrs.Rice you've got a lovely shiner |
| HIGGS and LIVE FOREVER | Tina Louise explains it all |
| iBUTT TALK | Holy headlights, it's Susan Sontag live, well almost |
| FAKE INTRAPRENEURISM | When Ken Burns met Will |
| LAND OF SCOT | a little Mojave state of mind |
| THEREFOR I AM | Was Carlin a philosopher? |
| CRAZY 'BOUT HER | Got VP Shaw to come down and see for himself |
| POSTMODERNISM | You CAN handle the truth ? |
| KNOWLEDGE | Connie Hines - - -too soon? |
| RED WINE | Standing on the promises of grape |
| BIG BABY | Dream sex,agitating=panic attack |
| LIBERTY BALLS | Getting used to flaunting |
| SWEET DREAMS | Zolpidem and the Dream Sweetener |
| MATCHING CHROMEBOOKS | Introspection can be congratulatory |
| CLEAR CONSCIEMCE | Justifying the extension |
| LORD LAZARUS | truing up the wobble in the wheels |
| BE HERE | ALL GOOD |
| JIT | the speed is = to grandma |
| BILL GATES' SUITCASE | all the money but none of the titilation |
| DINGLEBERRIES | The 7 success oriented practices |
| PEGGY SAYS | May God be my listener |
| ON THE LONE AGAIN | In the groove already |
| STREAM OR WHAT? | London broil inspirations |
| BLANK PAGE | Who is that stud? |
| ACROSS THE UNIVERSE | Here's how I Do IT |
| AHMENA | Burr/O'Neal let's and elephant here |
| SEA OF TRANQUILITY | I wanna be a philosopher |
| POST-ARRIVA | They came, they're home, amen |
| HYMENs | Rainmaker and bad chard |
| WORD 2014 | My shoes and my hopes |
| HACKED | Python and the resolution |
| JESUS LOVES ME | Tellin' it like it is |
| SLEEP SUCK | 2014, I hardly got to know ya |