He became an object of ridicule in 1993 when a paper published an intercepted phone call in which he told his lover Camilla Parker Bowles he wanted to be reincarnated as her tampon.

Reuters story on Prince Charles

I get it - she's a UK 5 but what Charlie knows that we don't know is that she gives sleep suck. We know about people who walk in their sleep, some who eat in their sleep but Camibow looks for something tubular to slurp while still asleep. Hence Charlie's fixation with Seabiscuitface.

We find ourselves at the last day of a transformative year and wondering if we hit all targets. Nah! Still too penile centric and very little primo stuff written all year. But 2015 is another chance for another do over

Every New Year is the direct descendant, isn't it, of a long line of proven criminals?
- Ogden Nash

Not watching the ball drop at Times Square at midnight again this year. It reminds me too much of how far mine have dropped.