Getting new light from old Philadelphia Story is like being charmed by her wit in a way that says her humor was always one of the first qualities that appealed to me. //cue the crusties story. A drink that'll pop the pennies off the eyelids of a dead Irishman - great imagery/imagination. But back to Ah Shit! reality. You're hysterical watching a Judd Apatow movie and she whispers in your ear "yeah, but what about___________" (pick your favorite starving kids representation). Darn you, unfortunate one! Sobriety is like a ganglion cyst - it holds your attention even though your mind is apoplectic about going out. You just gotta love the others as in helping others. They represent the could've been you doppelgangers. It's these sobering moments that reset our targets for the day - the 3rd and longs that keep us in the life game. I love you, starving artist and I'll keep my girl from going off the rails because she deserves it and so much more. Meryl in Postcards is so Ronda-like.

Did you hear about the man who flashed three old ladies sitting on a bench in the park? 1st old lady had a stroke, 2nd old lady had a stroke and the 3rd old lady had a lick.