The seven scripts that I took as far as concepts all got stalled because they relied in part on bosoms. It's like all those Baroque paintings of Rubenesque woman only got painted because the artist just had to get women to take off their clothes. How many rock musicians say they took up guitar to get chicks? And all the gratuitous nude scenes in movies because the director could insist on it? Ah, it's no better than too many cookie mints when the Girl Scouts start the sale. Take a different tack. But why? //add Reba voice here. Those boys were on to something and here we are in the New Millennium and we're talkin' vicarious, man. So rather than copy all of Sock on the Doorknob here, Here's the synopsis:

Will's in a panic because the galley proofs for Self Deprecation are due today and Nick never showed up to gangbang it through. To deflect the publisher, Will hangs a sock on the doorknob but Chesty makes a stop by appearance, sees the sock and takes off. The publisher never intended to show up at Will's so the episode ends with the wah-wah-wah sound effect. Not bad for on-the-fly delivery.