Bartholomew is a good example of making into the top 12 and they get your name wrong. Nathanael? How about Barnaby or even Bart? Doesn't matter - legacy is just about keeping your resume updated and somebody will always curse you at your funeral so, so what? Today we added honeysuckle and white gardenias - how fortunate can two people be? I answered the call and it was 1950 on the line reminding me to thank my spine for maintaining verticality when all that hole probing was going on. There's a line item in the legacy - he had a good back for a guy who earned a living wage with his mouth //no Clay Aiken pun intended. I once danced to Disco Inferno in a Reebok warm up suit at the Wooden Nickel ignoring the laughter and air punching like Jason Sudeikis on SNL. Legacy material, probably for insiders and family exoneraters but again, it doesn't matter. I cried a tear and got moved to the back of the room so here's where I legacize myself for me. SuRen, you kissed me back so I wasn't violating air space. And Wagon Puller -where are ye now?

What's red and has seven dents in it? Snow White's cherry