Truth is by nature self-evident. As soon as you remove the cobwebs of ignorance that surround it, it shines clear ~Gandhi

The main difference between expressing my awareness about all that surrounds me and leaving it to the bloviators is I get to say hardly anything. Doing so saves space and keystrokes but when new concepts like fear boners show up, I get to take a shot 'splaining them. The best way to begin a good night's sleep is right after uproarious laughter. And when that is a result of instilling fear at the very mention of the possibility of a boner, there you have an example of a fear boner. Now you may say it is a better example of boner fear but then I'd have to rethink and redo this.

In small town not far from where Levi Strauss created yoga pants, a weary couple dismounted and asked Howard Johnson if birthin' a baby was acceptable in one of his standard rooms. Fortunately before he could say "no" that baby birthed herself right there and a new genus of desert flower was born. That was the same year Tupperware was invented and you'll not find any reference to a tight seal in this tale. What I would do differently if I were able would simply let the entire day be back to the future exactly like it is cobweb-free and is clear as these words - I love her.