Crimea? Albania, your something is chrome. Home of the Ukies. Many fun nights with Ukie Pete - a man who could hold his intoxicants and married a darling. So the Mittster said Russia is our prime foe and was ridiculed as answering the call from the 80's. Those oligarchs in Moscow kept in touch. Suddenly it's 1960 and we should be practicing getting under our desks when Andrea Mitchell breaks into a live interview this time with advice to kiss your ass goodbye because the missiles are coming - -guided missile, aimed at my heart . Now here's the prime request - - get warm in east coast America. Is that too big a stretch for magic lantern rubbing? Afternoon delights. Leader of the Pack. I go there and expect at least weather commensurate with Jess Simpson's divorce settlement w/ Nick. I know the feeling when you acquiesce to the urge to open the moon roof and stand up in Harlem in a stretch limo. It's not like living within the lifestyle you're accustomed to. It's more like Orlando Bloom experienced when he went to his dad's funeral in Elizabethtown. Hark I hear a shistol pot.