One of the closest kept secrets of the Apple iButt is the scan of eternity for celebrated but brief conversations with cool morts. I'm testing it out while you and I communicate here and our first attempt yields none other than Susan Sontag.
Lookin' good Ms. 'Tag - any truth about that kielbasa episode?
SS: I'll tell if you admit that you chowed Hermione Gingold.
Scorched. Seriously, should we expect to sing Happy Days are Here Again soon?
SS: I hum it everyday - and the bacon thing is overstated.
I like chicken and ribs together. Ever run into Anna Nichole?
SS: She has protection like those air balloon things Amazon packs in boxes. Are we done yet?
Wait, explain that Kevin Bacon thing before we disconnect
SS: Kyra does muse imitations and charges full rack rate.
Well, thanks Sueby Sue - Now I can return to WADS. Full disclosure: the pay for this gig is phenomenal. And Apostic Red is a trois good.