It borders on being a thrill - - no wait, it IS a thrill watching the red carpet fly in and ixnay the aucetfy problem. It's not mature and using Famous Anus to describe the cookies probably reveals this is a doogie houseplant day. Can't help wonder what possesses anyone to post a selfie emphasizing whether or not you can see all the way to the uterus. Now that's more immature than my plumbing thrill o' day. Quick, go to another distraction and maybe we can unsee what's above for the first time in history anyone's unseen anything. Can't get used to this unhear thing, tho'. Half of already half of what's normal (for a 20 year old) is excessive. You may be asking yourself "how did he excel at learning (better than saying how did I get to be so brilliant)" when I couldn't see the words on the blackboard until junior year when I got glasses so I could drive. Good question maybe because that very assumption makes an ass out of umption. So real life Lena Dunham chooses see thru sleeves for Seth - Hannah would have worn a fishnet. So where have I gone - full Perez Hilton? Oh kill me now - what am I writing? I have what the kid in Analyze This had when he listened in on his dad's session with a client who, he said " thinks he shits trout". It's what happens when you haven't gone anywhere for days and the viewing you did starts to back-up. If I stay in this mode I'll just post Best Of's (like there are any).

Father says "son if you don't quit masturbating you'll go blind"
Kid says "dad, I'm over here!"
Did you hear Viagra started making contact lens ?
What!
Yeah... Apparently they're supposed to make you look hard.
What does getting a blowjob from a guy and walking over an old wooden bridge have in common?
It's not a problem as long as you don't look down.