There is Magic in the Moonlight but not so fast, Woody. OK, so the romantic leads get older and the leading ladies get younger- what a scuzzy rut to get stuck in. Fame and $$$ let the ephebophiliac Mr. Allen has been accused of being, off the hook. As a Woodyphile I just like to know if it's a good story because I already know the filming will be top notch. This is the point:

How shitty would it be to have all the elements of the person you dream of being and not have the skin for it? Banging an adult 28 years younger than you isn't eww-w-w if you kinda look like you can pull it off and not be all geezerie and grandpa-like. SuSar and ShirMac can have sex with Mr. Efron or Tatum and what's wrong with that? Worse than that is wanting to be a stalwart and being made up of a hormonally imbalanced constitution to be someone's rock of emotional strength. Salieri, why do you perpetuate dissonance? (and why do I keep referencing you?) I can find solace in being the poster boy for love child. The happiness naturally refreshes and the shenanigans are so Big McDick in their ubiquitousness. But finding the emotional armor to trade places with a lamb would cinch my whitey tighties beyond my pixel count.

So here's to the caregivers - my seat at the last supper.