There is no scandal if you skip the cover up and go right to the plea for mercy. I used to think I was the most open minded guy but then found out I am a back turner. Gumbas from the old days are greeted with "don't get that shit restarted". Failure of loyalty. Evidence of sociopathy? Too far - protecting the perimeter from Facebook-like invasion is a good thing, Desi. I'm not into hiding but "hey, man - 'sup?" is too invasive for this recovered victim of self-immolation. Do I care? Not really. If it disappoints then I'll appoint a little bit

One night this guy and his girlfriend were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door his girlfriend said, "Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door." So the guy says, "Well, give me some examples." So the girlfriend proceeds to tell him, "Well the first way is, if a guy shoves his key in the lock, and opens the door hard, then that means he is a rough lover and that isn't for me. Then she said, "The second way is if a man fumbles around and can't seem to find the hole than that means he is inexperienced and that isn't for me either." Then she said, "Honey, how do you unlock your door?" He then proceeded to say, "Well, first before I do anything else, I lick the lock."

Finding ways to get there where triple 9s check-in and stay. 110 is on its way. The chiller is killer.