There are 493 billionaires living here. That's 493 people who have at least 1,000 suitcases with a million $$ in each. Let's pick one of those random suitcases and ask some questions:

Sir, is it hard taking a shit with a million dollars packed inside you?
What makes you think I'm a sir - can't you see my embroidered Mulva?
So when he takes a stack of $100s from you, do you marvel, Mulva, that you lost a pound?
Usually I like wiseasses - you should get a job cleaning mirrors . . it's something you could see yourself doing
Mulva, what would it take to make you show me your best stack?
I might if you lick my hinges
Seriously, isn't too much money like all Lamborghini in the chassis but all moped in the engine?
WTF? does your oil even reach your dipstick?
thanks, Mulva - hope your owner changes your combination

Well, that didn't work. but I'm guessing this morning's release has left me a little monosynaptic. Tomorrow's looking favorable for something juicier.